Excellent One Liners
“You have to turn the page on the past and move on. But first of all you have to see what’s written on the page.”
“Aah… so she’s totally avoiding her own sexuality and beating you up for being scared of her own f***ing fanny!”
“Oh God, it’s so horrifying to see that I have repeated all my Dad’s patterns; and my Mum’s patterns!”
“How do I ‘be’ me right?”
“Women absolutely love men living their truth!”
“No wonder the kitten sh*ts on the best rug… it’s gotta be expressed by someone in the family!”
“There’s a whole sub-culture of signs and language.”
“You mean you had walked off mid shag?”
“That’s probably why I’m crap at dancing. Because you need to negotiate boundaries and I don’t know how to have boundaries – I’m only just learning.”
“Women will test you for your purpose.”
“We f***ed all our anger away…”
“It wasn’t me it was the alcohol!”
“If it’s pleasurable, then surely that’s a clue that you’re supposed to go there?”
“You can’t just go around f***ing other people’s wives, and expect to get away with it.”
“How else does anyone find anything out, apart from ‘going there’ in order to find out where not to go.”
“There’s only one option. And that’s ‘enlightenment’.”
“The way I really like to look at the internet, is that it’s preparing us to be able to tap into the collective consciousness.”
“I have been petrified to f*** about my parents dying…”
“I thought my Father hated me for most of my life.”
“Don’t promote pedophiles by making ’sexy’ clothes for children.”
“It’s almost like dumping the panic side of my Father and picking up the fair, just, um, respectful, totally-cool-man part of my Father.”
“So where did my brother come from? They must have been ‘at it’ while I was in the room.”
“…and that’s where the fetish started.”
“And that, I think, is the good part of drugs that everyone likes. Freedom to be.”
“I can recognise them as sex vibes rather than someone just being nice.”
“His family was all women, and to be hairy was quite disgusting!”
“I think I’m over blaming my parents, blaming my environment, blaming bloody Idi Amin.”
“I was a plaything for the women.”
“There’s family behaviour ‘in front of company’ and family behaviour ‘behind closed doors’.”
“‘course you can’t sh*t with that much panic going around.”
“Hanging out with mates comes before girls.”
“I wish I had been a w***er.”
“WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING hitting me!”
“The kids are pawns in an adult relationship.”
“Not only do we not have genitals or emotions in the family, but our a*se-holes are sewn up.”
“How could the men possibly accept you, unless you’ve accepted yourself?”
“She had her first child at the age of twelve.”
“Who do I need to pretend to be in order to gain some love?”
“Is that for the girls? Or is it to compete with other blokes.”
“My poor family. I terrorised them!”
“Maybe I just needed to claim the normality of being publically naked.”
“You do have to fall apart, before you can consolidate again.”
“It’s good to know who ‘the enemy’ is, rather than just throwing stones at anything that moves!”
“Reacting to what’s going on in your head, rather than what’s actually going on in life.”
“The only emotion I will show you is anger, because that way I’m not vulnerable.”
“If that’s the masculine – it’s f***ing stupid!”
“Is it better if the Father completely disappears?”
“It’s not about finding the answers, it’s about living the questions.”
“She always put her husband first, kids second.”